Overheard in my dining room:
me – Need some help? I can shuffle. I just can’t deal.
Over heard in my car:
he – If you changed the O to an I, the name of the street would be Dicksinia.
Spotted in e-mail:
he – Some days I feel that we are both going insane along the same railway.
me – Fast track to Harlan?
he – Possibly…and in Seine doesn’t exactly mean we are getting baptized over here.
Overheard in my living room:
he – I only ever held my mouse once.