Even samurai have teddy bears and even the teddy bears get drunk. – ?
I’ve been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I’ve done horrifying things with salad tongs. It’s really eaten into my social life. – Jhonen Vasquez
The leading thief glared at the solid stone that had swallowed Mort, and then threw down his knife. ‘Well, —-me,’ he said. ‘A —-ing wizard. I hate —-ing wizards!’ ‘You shouldn’t —- them, then,’ muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes. – Terry Pratchett, Mort: A Discworld Novel
Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it’s funny how sleep comes all on it’s own. – David Sedaris