in case of zombie apocalypse … (round two)

Let’s revisit this one, shall we?

Look to your left. What’s the first thing you see that could be used as a weapon in case of imminent zombie apocalypse?

Since my desk is right next to a window, I’m thanking the gods it’s two stories off the ground! (unless the zombies get creative, that is) In that case, I have a floor lamp (the post could make a great spear, I’m sure), a back scratcher, a radio, and a coffee table …

I’m so screwed!